loog piano

love the simple design + color + logo of this soft touch piano. volume knob is perfect.

and recognized as the official musical instrument of Wasia. you can play whatever you think the national anthem is and it'll probably be correct, yes.

but you can't say 'hapa'
that's our word.

i'm sorry.
my fellow 1st gen alt friends determined that's the linguistic line and you'll probs say it wrong anyway and offend no one.

nah, you can say it.
it'd be funny.

..but who da fuck didnt oversee the engineering of the inside assembly. its like someone at the cute piano factory snorted tiny screws and sneeze'd all over the back of this like they were allergic to clean empty space.

..and how fucking long will it take me to unscrew~rescrew all of them just to get out the crumbs + tears. they def can't answer that, but someone is bout to >:[

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